Why does the world hate my car?

I've had my current car for little over a year and a half now and I love it. It's far and away the best car I've ever owned and I take good care of it. This past few weeks though have told me that something somewhere wants it dead.

I've driven it to and from L.A. twice on i5, driven well over 15k miles since I got the thing and after having it and driving it this long I got a crack in my windshield. Cost me $100 with my insurance covering the rest to get the windshield replaced. That was a pain but it's what Insurance is for so no big deal... This last Monday I was driving to an on site location and wam a rock about an inch and a half in diameter  cracked into my windshield just to the lower right of my eye-line. I could see it as if in slow motion and reacted to it as if there was no glass to protect my face from it. The glass did it's job and saved me but well damn it now there's a chip in my two week old windshield. Took it back to the shop and they patched the chip free of charge.

Yeah so that all sucked but I got it dealt with and was done with car problems until today when on another on site job a guy with his pickup truck's took box open blocking is rear windows and his truck bed gate down backed into my parked car. The door's are bent in just under the front passenger side handle and the front lip of the back door. That's going on his insurance but fml this is the third time my car is damaged in three weeks and it's getting old fast!